“The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.” ~ Jawaharlal Nehru
“A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a Free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.” ~United States of America Bill Of Rights 2nd Amendment
READ AND TAKE THE QUIZ.
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and your two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY about what response you may choose an answer and answer our survey. There is levity in it but it is serious.
RESPONSE 1.
This is what a Democratic Congressional Leaders response would be:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
RESPONSE 2. This is what a Republican Congressional Leaders response would be:
BANG!
RESPONSE 3.
This is what an American Citizens response would be:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click ….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra shocks?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You’re not taking that to the taxidermist!
Congress’ Job Creation Plan (UNCLASSIFIED)
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and
reducing unemployment.
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for
the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW
program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as
Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for
Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel
Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED
any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always
prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this
to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you
all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS – - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas
and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of
the Tunnel has been turned off.
Lets Get Your Opinion:
Have You Forgotten The President and Congress’ Failed Promise about creating jobs.
Yes_ No_
If you answered No then you’re part of the population that doesn’t care and will be sucked into the cesspool of no freedom, no job and hopelessness.
“Now I say that with cruelty and oppression it is everybody’s business to interfere when they see it”. ~ Anne Sewell
A history was necessary to have you understand the world doesn’t or hasn’t seriously stepped up to the human rights attrocities. It has always taken a major catastrophe to focus any attention on this third world nation. The nation that has gone from human misery to a hades on earth. Read on and lets see your comments or feedback.
FACTS and FIGURES
President: René Préval (2006)
Prime Minister: Jean-Max Bellerive (2009)
Land area: 10,641 sq mi (27,560 sq km); total area: 10,714 sq mi (27,750 sq km)
Population (2009 est.): 9,035,536 (growth rate: 1.8%); birth rate: 29.1/1000; infant mortality rate: 59.7/1000; life expectancy: 60.7; density per sq km: 323
Haiti, in the West Indies, occupies the western third of the island of Hispaniola, which it shares with the Dominican Republic. About the size of Maryland, Haiti is two-thirds mountainous, with the rest of the country marked by great valleys, extensive plateaus, and small plains.
